Coach Queen of England-like table manners for when the boss comes round for dinner.
Build an awesome den, if it kills me.
Teach my kids how to stand up for themselves.
Do whatever makes my kid smile.
Bond over family fishing trips.
Tell my kids santa isn’t real. What.
Not react when my kid ‘accidentally’ hurts me.
Try and remember my kids friends names.
Embarrass my child in public
Teach my kids simple DIY.
Play cruel tricks and pranks at every opportunity.
Teach my kids valuable life lessons.