boss comes round for dinner

Coach Queen of England-like table manners for when the boss comes round for dinner.

Build an awesome den

Build an awesome den, if it kills me.

Teach my kids

Teach my kids how to stand up for themselves.

makes my kid smile

Do whatever makes my kid smile.

fishing trips

Bond over family fishing trips.

santa isn't real

Tell my kids santa isn’t real. What.

my kid 'accidentally' hurts me

Not react when my kid ‘accidentally’ hurts me.

my kids friends names

Try and remember my kids friends names.

Embarrass my child in public

Embarrass my child in public

Teach my kids simple

Teach my kids simple DIY.Play cruel tricks

Play cruel tricks and pranks at every opportunity.

life lessons

Teach my kids valuable life lessons.